sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
im real sorry for anyone who doesnt like the jonas brothers and didnt experience the jonas brothers in their true prime
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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